Argenis FINALLY gets a win against Brett!

 

 

 

A close game, but AJ FINALLY pulls off a 4.78 point win (even with the shitty Green Bay Packers QB)!

  • Zay Flowers contiues to be questionable, but arguably saved AJs team this week. Had the Cowboys done exactly thier job description is (earned 1 point), AJ would have been looking

  • at a 0-4 record.

THE VOLLY CONTINUES BETWEEN DEVO AND ZACH!!

 

It has been a HILARIOUS start to the season with the lowest scorer in a given week having to chug a 24 OZ beer. 

 

We all recall, Devon had an embarrasing loss to John in week 1 (163.46-65.60 -- almost a 100 point spread). Zach with a loss to Hunter in week 2 (101.94-65.06). We go BACK to Devon in week 3 with a slightly better loss to Kimmy (135.16-92.30).

 

Week 4 was fun to watch Zach and Devon go head to head. Zach took the win, not in fantasy, but now matches Devon's two lowest points beer chug. (114.08-74.38) with Jeremiyah Love, Saquan Barkley and Rashee Rice putting up a total of 8 points.

 

Zach and Devon are both projected to lose their week 5 matchup with only ~100 points. If we follow the trend, Devon will have to make the 7-11 pit-stop for a 24 ouncer.

BEER CHUG COUNT:

Devon: 2
Zach: 2

Everyone Else: 0

Good luck in WEEK 5! Do. Not. Suck.

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